
"Welcome to Corporate America
Fleece Shack where our special today
is poverty soup and bread of affliction,
what would like to die on?"
"Welllll we're still trying to decide.
This menu looks really great
but it's kind of hard to read,
so give us a minute and
we'll order shortly."
"OK, That's just fine!
My name Lady Misery and
I'll be your representative.
Just let me know when you're ready."
With such steady, crafty culinary cuts
it's certainly crablegs to consider
the current conditions cooking
in this unkosher country.
This all because of the crooked
chefs of congress
who have cast iron polices to
completely souffle the constitution
and have finally creamed black's
into a passive but coarse chocolate
while beating the eggs of whites
chefs of congress
who have cast iron polices to
completely souffle the constitution
and have finally creamed black's
into a passive but coarse chocolate
while beating the eggs of whites
and mixing them into a middle class
melting pot that will
never again take home...economics.
"Yeah, Lady Misery
we're ready to order now."
"Super. What would like?
"Ok, ok, ok, we'll take two well done empty pockets
two negative accounts with two super size debt and
a bottle of credit pain, please."
"Anything else, slave?"
Nah, that's all. We're on tight budget,
so you know how that is. Thanks!"
"Yes, I understand.
Anyway, your order comes up to
involuntary servitude
and indoctrinated sense."
The fine print on the menu
describes how society has been
flame broiled by crooks whose books
melting pot that will
never again take home...economics.
"Yeah, Lady Misery
we're ready to order now."
"Super. What would like?
"Ok, ok, ok, we'll take two well done empty pockets
two negative accounts with two super size debt and
a bottle of credit pain, please."
"Anything else, slave?"
Nah, that's all. We're on tight budget,
so you know how that is. Thanks!"
"Yes, I understand.
Anyway, your order comes up to
involuntary servitude
and indoctrinated sense."
The fine print on the menu
describes how society has been
flame broiled by crooks whose books
have the perfect recipe for bankruptcy &
the prep work has already taken
place in the kitchen of
the 20th Century Cafe
where they carefully carved up this
three star unsavory main dish,
whose secret ingredient
is the federal reserve
hyperinflation sauce
that will top off the hot insolvent
Weimar blood sausage masterfully laid out
over a bed of dirty Argentinian rice;
for despicable dessert,
the new American
FEMA camp planta[t]i[o]n pie
with fresh whipped slave back cream
from Zimbabwe full of injustice.
Its sure to be a hit!
And, as expected, the critics are
ranting and raving
over this criminal cuisine
and are quick to print more paper
promoting this poisoned food,
so that those who are forced
fed this high calorie diet
of unbalanced budgets
and war rackets stay in the dark
to the under the table specials deals.
But it's all good, because soon
not even the owners
will be able to eat
their nutritionally deficient greenback steaks
or make any more corrupt
corporate food color of law courses
as this unregulated government delays
the inevitable will soon get permanently shut down.
Who said Judgment Day?
Pick it up!
the prep work has already taken
place in the kitchen of
the 20th Century Cafe
where they carefully carved up this
three star unsavory main dish,
whose secret ingredient
is the federal reserve
hyperinflation sauce
that will top off the hot insolvent
Weimar blood sausage masterfully laid out
over a bed of dirty Argentinian rice;
for despicable dessert,
the new American
FEMA camp planta[t]i[o]n pie
with fresh whipped slave back cream
from Zimbabwe full of injustice.
Its sure to be a hit!
And, as expected, the critics are
ranting and raving
over this criminal cuisine
and are quick to print more paper
promoting this poisoned food,
so that those who are forced
fed this high calorie diet
of unbalanced budgets
and war rackets stay in the dark
to the under the table specials deals.
But it's all good, because soon
not even the owners
will be able to eat
their nutritionally deficient greenback steaks
or make any more corrupt
corporate food color of law courses
as this unregulated government delays
the inevitable will soon get permanently shut down.
Who said Judgment Day?
Pick it up!

















